I use the in-car feature on my phone when driving so I can listen to and answer text messages without it affecting my driving. I say my message and the car sends it as a written message,
Model citizen that I am.
My four siblings and I were awaiting a letter today. As I was driving I got a text.
I feel I should be shouting that In a Love Island Voice. I GOT A TEXXXXXT!
Finian: I got my letter!
John: I didn't.
Geraldine: Neither did I :(
Jacqueline: Me neither.
Car (to me): Would you like to reply?
Me: Yes. I got mine!
Geraldine: Oh, it must be only Westmeath people who got it. Us Meath people didn't.
Finian and I are the only two that still live in Raharney. Geraldine moved to Meath last year.
Car: Would you like to reply?
Me: Geraldine, you shouldn't have left Raharney!
I drove along for a few minutes and suddenly the messages started pinging.
Geraldine: What the hell?
Finian: 3 rolling on the floor laughing emojis
John: Crying laughing emoji
Jacqueline: JESUS!
I had no idea what the matter was so I pulled over in the car and looked at my phone. I couldn't believe my eyes.
My car had translated my message
"Geraldine, you shouldn't have left Raharney"
into
"Geraldine, you shouldn't of LEFT HER HORNY.
Guess I'll never be using that in-car feature again!!!
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